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　　PART THE FIRST

　　I

　　The Devil was sick and queasy of late,

　　And his sleep and his appetite fail'd him;

　　His ears they hung down, and his tail it was clapp'd

　　Between his poor hoofs, like a dog that's been rapp'd—

　　None knew what the devil ail'd him.

　　II

　　He tumbled and toss'd on his mattress o' nights,

　　That was fit for a fiend's disportal;

　　For 'twas made of the finest of thistles and thorn,

　　Which Alecto herself had gather'd in scorn

　　Of the best down beds that are mortal.

　　III

　　His giantly chest in earthquakes heaved,

　　With groanings corresponding;

　　And mincing and few were the words he spoke,

　　While a sigh, like some delicate whirlwind, broke

　　From a heart that seem'd desponding.

　　IV

　　Now the Devil an Old Wife had for his Dam,

　　I think none e'er was older:

　　Her years—old Parr's were nothing to them;

　　And a chicken to her was Methusalem,

　　You'd say, could you behold her.

　　V

　　She remember'd Chaos a little child,

　　Strumming upon hand organs;

　　At the birth of Old Night a gossip she sat,

　　The ancientest there, and was godmother at

　　The christening of the Gorgons.

　　VI

　　Her bones peep'd through a rhinoceros' skin,

　　Like a mummy's through its cerement;

　　But she had a mother's heart, and guess'd

　　What pinch'd her son; whom she thus address'd

　　In terms that bespoke endearment.

　　VII

　　"What ails my Nicky, my darling Imp,

　　My Lucifer bright, my Beelze?

　　My Pig, my Pug-with-a-curly-tail,

　　You are not well. Can a mother fail

　　To see that which all Hell see?"

　　VIII

　　"O Mother dear, I am dying, I fear;

　　Prepare the yew, and the willow,

　　And the cypress black: for I get no ease

　　By day or by night for the cursed fleas,

　　That skip about my pillow."

　　IX

　　"Your pillow is clean, and your pillow-beer,

　　For I wash'd 'em in Styx last night, son,

　　And your blankets both, and dried them upon

　　The brimstony banks of Acheron—

　　It is not the fleas that bite, son."

　　X

　　"O I perish of cold these bitter sharp nights,

　　The damp like an ague ferrets;

　　The ice and the frost hath shot into the bone;

　　And I care not greatly to sleep alone

　　O! nights—for the fear of Spirits."

　　XI

　　"The weather is warm, my own sweet boy,

　　And the nights are close and stifling;

　　And for fearing of Spirits, you cowardly Elf—

　　Have you quite forgot you're a Spirit yourself?

　　Come, come, I see you are trifling.

　　XII

　　"I wish my Nicky is not in love"—

　　"O mother, you have nick't it"—

　　And he turn'd his head aside with a blush—

　　Not red hot pokers, or crimson plush,

　　Could half so deep have prick'd it.

　　XIII

　　"These twenty thousand good years or more,"

　　"h he, "on this burning shingle

　　I have led a lonesome Bachelor's life,

　　Nor known the comfort of babe or wife—

　　'Tis a long—time to live single."

　　XIV

　　"h she, "If a wife is all you want,

　　I shall quickly dance at your wedding.

　　I am dry nurse, you know, to the Female Ghosts "—

　　And she call'd up her charge, and they came in hosts

　　To do the old Beldam's bidding:

　　XV

　　All who in their lives had been servants of sin—

　　Adulteress, Wench, Virago—

　　And Murd'resses old that had pointed the knife

　　Against a husband's or father's life,

　　Each one a She Iago.

　　XVI

　　First Jezebel came—no need of paint,

　　Or dressing, to make her charming;

　　For the blood of the old prophetical race

　　Had heighten'd the natural flush of her face

　　To a pitch 'bove rouge or carmine.

　　XVII

　　Semiramis there low tendered herself,

　　With all Babel for a dowry:

　　With Helen, the flower and the bane of Greece—

　　And bloody Medea next offer'd her fleece,

　　That was of Hell the Houri.

　　XVIII

　　Clytemnestra, with Joan of Naples, put in;

　　Cleopatra, by Anthony quicken'd;

　　Jocasta, that married where she should not,

　　Came hand in hand with the Daughters of Lot;

　　Till the Devil was fairly sicken'd.

　　XIX

　　For the Devil himself, a dev'l as he is,

　　Disapproves unequal matches.

　　"O Mother," he cried, "dispatch them hence!

　　No Spirit—I speak it without offence—

　　Shall have me in her hatches."

　　XX

　　With a wave of her wand they all were gone!

　　And now came out the slaughter:

　　"'Tis none of these that can serve my turn;

　　For a wife of flesh and blood I burn—

　　I'm in love with a Taylor's Daughter.

　　XXI

　　"'Tis she must heal the wounds that she made,

　　'Tis she must be my physician.

　　O parent mild, stand not my foe"—

　　For his mother had whisper'd something low

　　About "matching beneath his condition."—

　　XXII

　　"And then we must get paternal consent,

　　Or an unblest match may vex ye"—

　　"Her father is dead; I fetched him away.

　　In the midst of his goose, last Michaelmas day—

　　He died of an apoplexy.

　　XXIII

　　"His daughter is fair, and an only heir—

　　With her I long to tether—

　　He has left her his hell, and all that he had;

　　The estates are contiguous, and I shall be mad,

　　'Till we lay our two Hells together."

　　XXIV

　　"But how do you know the fair maid's mind?"—

　　"h he, "Her loss was but recent;

　　And I could not speak my mind you know,

　　Just when I was fetching her father below—

　　It would have been hardly decent.

　　XXV

　　"But a leer from her eye, where Cupids lie,

　　Of love gave proof apparent;

　　And, from something she dropp'd, I shrewdly ween'd,

　　In her heart she judged, that a living Fiend

　　Was better than a dead Parent.

　　XXVI

　　"But the time is short; and suitors may come,

　　While I stand here reporting;

　　Then make your son a bit of a Beau,

　　And give me your blessing, before I go

　　To the other world a courting."

　　XXVII

　　"But what will you do with your horns, my son?

　　And that tail—fair maids will mock it—"

　　"My tail I will dock—and as for the horn,

　　Like husbands above I think no scorn

　　To carry it in my pocket."

　　XXVIII

　　"But what will you do with your feet, my son?"

　　"Here are stockings fairly woven:

　　My hoofs I will hide in silken hose;

　　And cinnamon-sweet are my pettitoes—

　　Because, you know, they are cloven."

　　XXIX

　　"Then take a blessing, my darling Son,"

　　"h she, and kiss'd him civil—

　　Then his neckcloth she tied; and when he was drest

　　From top to toe in his Sunday's best,

　　He appear'd a comely devil.

　　XXX

　　So his leave he took:—but how he fared

　　In his courtship—barring failures—

　　In a Second Part you shall read it soon,

　　In a bran new song, to be sung to the tune

　　Of the "Devil among the Tailors."

　　THE SECOND PART

　　Containing the Courtship, and the Wedding

　　I

　　Who is She that by night from her balcony looks

　　On a garden, where cabbage is springing?

　　'Tis the Tailor's fair Lass, that we told of above;

　　She muses by moonlight on her True Love;

　　So sharp is Cupid's stinging.

　　II

　　She has caught a glimpse of the Prince of the Air

　　In his Luciferian splendour,

　　And away with her coyness and maiden reserve!—

　　For none but the Devil her turn will serve,

　　Her sorrows else will end her.

　　III

　　She saw when he fetch'd her father away,

　　And the sight no whit did shake her;

　　For the Devil may sure with his own make free—

　　And "it saves besides," "h merrily she,

　　"The expence of an Undertaker.—

　　IV

　　"Then come, my Satan, my darling Sin,

　　Return to my arms, my Hell Beau;

　　My Prince of Darkness, my crow-black Dove"—

　　And she scarce had spoke, when her own True Love

　　Was kneeling at her elbow!

　　V

　　But she wist not at first that this was He,

　　That had raised such a boiling passion;

　　For his old costume he had laid aside,

　　And was come to court a mortal bride

　　In a coat-and-waistcoat fashion.

　　VI

　　She miss'd his large horns, and she miss'd his fair tail,

　　That had hung so retrospective;

　　And his raven plumes, and some other marks

　　Regarding his feet, that had left their sparks

　　In a mind but too susceptive:

　　VII

　　And she held in scorn that a mortal born

　　Should the Prince of Spirits rival,

　　To clamber at midnight her garden fence—

　　For she knew not else by what pretence

　　To account for his arrival.

　　VIII

　　"What thief art thou," "h she, "in the dark

　　That stumblest here presumptuous?

　　Some Irish Adventurer I take you to be—

　　A Foreigner, from your garb I see,

　　Which besides is not over sumptuous."

　　IX

　　Then Satan, awhile dissembling his rank,

　　A piece of amorous fun tries:

　　"h he, "I'm a Netherlander born;

　　Fair Virgin, receive not my suit with scorn;

　　I'm a Prince in the Low Countries—

　　X

　　"Though I travel incog. From the Land of Fog

　　And Mist I am come to proffer

　　My crown and my sceptre to lay at your feet;

　　It is not every day in the week you may meet,

　　Fair Maid, with a Prince's offer."

　　XI

　　"Your crown and your sceptre I like full well,

　　They tempt a poor maiden's pride, Sir;

　　But your lands and possessions—excuse if I'm rude—

　　Are too far in a Northerly latitude

　　For me to become your Bride, Sir.

　　XII

　　"In that aguish clime I should catch my death,

　　Being but a raw new comer"—

　　"h he, "We have plenty of fuel stout;

　　And the fires, which I kindle, never go out

　　By winter, nor yet by summer.

　　XIII

　　"I am Prince of Hell, and Lord Paramount

　　Over Monarchs there abiding.

　　My Groom of the Stables is Nimrod old;

　　And Nebuchadnazor my stirrups must hold,

　　When I go out a riding.

　　XIV

　　"To spare your blushes, and maiden fears,

　　I resorted to these inventions—

　　But, Imposture, begone; and avaunt, Disguise!"

　　And the Devil began to swell and rise

　　To his own diabolic dimensions.

　　XV

　　Twin horns from his forehead shot up to the moon,

　　Like a branching stag in Arden;

　　Dusk wings through his shoulders with eagle's strength

　　Push'd out; and his train lay floundering in length

　　An acre beyond the garden.—

　　XVI

　　To tender hearts I have framed my lay—

　　Judge ye, all love-sick Maidens,

　　When the virgin saw in the soft moonlight,

　　In his proper proportions, her own true knight,

　　If she needed long persuadings.

　　XVII

　　Yet a maidenly modesty kept her back,

　　As her sex's art had taught her:

　　For "the biggest Fortunes," "h she, "in the land—

　　Are not worthy"—then blush'd—"of your Highness's hand—

　　Much less a poor Taylor's daughter.

　　XVIII

　　"There's the two Miss Crockfords are single still,

　　For whom great suitors hunger;

　　And their Father's hell is much larger than mine"—

　　"h the Devil, "I've no such ambitious design,

　　For their Dad is an old Fishmonger;

　　XIX

　　"And I cannot endure the smell of fish—

　　I have taken an anti-bias

　　To their livers, especially since the day

　　That the Angel smoked my cousin away

　　From the chaste spouse of Tobias.

　　XX

　　"Had my amorous kinsman much longer staid,

　　The perfume would have seal'd his obit;

　　For he had a nicer nose than the wench,

　　Who cared not a pin for the smother and stench,

　　In the arms of the Son of Tobit."

　　XXI

　　"I have read it," "h she, "in Apocryphal Writ"—

　　And the Devil stoop'd down, and kiss'd her;

　　Not Jove himself, when he courted in flame,

　　On Semele's lips, the love-scorch'd Dame,

　　Impress'd such a burning blister.

　　XXII

　　The fire through her bones and her vitals shot—

　　"O, I yield, my winsome marrow—

　　I am thine for life"—and black thunders roll'd—

　　And she sank in his arms through the garden mould,

　　With the speed of a red-hot arrow.

　　XXIII

　　Merrily, merrily, ring the bells

　　From each Pandemonian steeple;

　　For the Devil hath gotten his beautiful Bride,

　　And a Wedding Dinner he will provide,

　　To feast all kinds of people.

　　XXIV

　　Fat bulls of Basan are roasted whole,

　　Of the breed that ran at David;

　　With the flesh of goats, on the sinister side,

　　That shall stand apart, when the world is tried;

　　Fit meat for souls unsaved!

　　XXV

　　The fowl from the spit were the Harpies' brood,

　　Which the bard sang near Cremona,

　　With a garnish of bats in their leathern wings imp't;

　　And the fish was—two delicate slices crimp't,

　　Of the whale that swallow'd Jonah.

　　XXVI

　　Then the goblets were crown'd, and a health went round

　　To the Bride, in a wine like scarlet;

　　No earthly vintage so deeply paints,

　　For 'twas dash'd with a tinge from the blood of the Saints

　　By the Babylonian Harlot.

　　XXVII

　　No Hebe fair stood Cup Bearer there,

　　The guests were their own skinkers;

　　But Bishop Judas first blest the can,

　　Who is of all Hell Metropolitan,

　　And kiss'd it to all the drinkers.

　　XXVIII

　　The feast being ended, to dancing they went,

　　To a music that did produce a

　　Most dissonant sound, while a hellish glee

　　Was sung in parts by the Furies Three;

　　And the Devil took out Medusa.

　　XXIX

　　But the best of the sport was to hear his old Dam,

　　Set up her shrill forlorn pipe—

　　How the wither'd Beldam hobbled about,

　　And put the rest of the company out—

　　For she needs must try a horn-pipe.

　　XXX

　　But the heat, and the press, and the noise, and the din,

　　Were so great, that, howe'er unwilling,

　　Our Reporter no longer was able to stay,

　　But came in his own defence away,

　　And left the Bride quadrilling. The Works of Charles and Mary Lamb — Volume 4